Amen-Em-Ope of the Thirty

1

When you see someone that is homeless, bless them in your heart. Do not insult them, laugh at them, or stare at them disrespectfully. Rather aid them if you can. Aid them with food, drink and money. For if you aid a homeless person you are aiding Jesus Christ. If you disrespect a homeless person, you are disrespecting Jesus Christ.

2

Do not laugh at those who have a missing or deformed limb, a deformed face, or a deformed mouth. But bless them in your heart. For what has happened to one person can happen to the rest of us.

3

Is someone a dwarf? Do not disrespect them or insult them. You must realize that there is nothing wrong with being a dwarf.

4

Do you see a nun sleeping on a park bench? Do not insult or disturb her. Or God will curse you for disturbing that nun later on in your life.

5

Hold your temper if someone insults you from a distance. For, perhaps like King David, God will reward you for holding your temper back.

6

Do you see a blind person? Do not disrespect them and do not play tricks on them. For God hates all those who do such things.

7

Is someone obese and are you insulting them? You are an evil person for insulting someone for being obese.

8

Did someone ever reject your aid and hospitality? Do not become vexed or enraged towards that person. Perhaps it is not the time or place for such actions. Perhaps, soon, there will be a time for those actions. Have patience.

9

Do you see an animal that is hurt or in pain? Pray for that animal. Ask God to heal that animal if you do not have the power to heal it.

10

Are you a vegetarian and is your brother a meat eater? Do not reproach your brother for eating meat. For how do you know you are not going to turn into a hypocrite? Unpredictable circumstances can also turn you into a meat eater again.

11

Act on others what you would have them act on you. This is the foundation of all justice.

12

A nerd is superior in wisdom to all of his peers because of this one very fact: he refuses to join a gang.

13

I am afraid to be amongst evildoers. God’s vengeance can take me along with them.

14

Many people are wise in wickedness. They do not have the wisdom to do good works.

15

Make fun of no one who is sick or handicapped. Make fun of no one with down syndrome. For such evil acts make you just as bad as a murderer.

16

I have never heard of anyone strictly chaste towards others (and also charitable towards the poor) who was also a evil doer.

17

Molest no one. You have no excuse to do so, even, if you are the most pious virgin in the universe.

18

Do not keep a lewd eye. You have no excuse to do so, even, if you are the most pious virgin in the universe.

19

Do not use and do not get involved in illegal drugs. It has been the ruin of billions of lives.

20

Do not do anything bad to an elderly person. Instead help them if you can.

21

Do no mischief or harm to an animal. Even to those animals that human beings eat.

22

Try to do countless good deeds for your parents and foster parents.

23

Do not harbor ill thoughts towards someone just because they have a different skin color from yourself.

24

If you have food or drink in your possession, share with those who need it, and do the same thing with money.

25

If you torture anyone, God will torture you sooner or later.

26

Do you insult your classmates when in a group with your friends? Do not make fun of your classmates lest God turns the tables back on you. One day it will happen.

27

Is someone sick or injured? Do not insult them or aggravate them. You don’t want to be cursed for your lack of character.

28

Do you see someone with a deformed limb or digit? Do not look with contempt upon them. God might punish you for being so brutal and foolish.

29

If someone trips and smashes into something, do you laugh out loud? There is more good breeding in a fool.

30

Respect all those who are suffering. And thank God for all food and drink.